Why is the health industry chronically ill and near death in the United States? Why must one choose between health care and bankrupcy? Doctor G and others at the Sanctuary have just the prescription for what ails us. (And as always, we are kept current on the Founder's health status.)
Blight's Health Update: Knock Hard! by Doctor GLast Updated on 2009-03-28 00:00:00As William Blight's personal Naturopathic Consultant and Acupuncturist, I can state with complete certainty that Blight is in the pink of good health. It is important to get this health update out to the public because of the many scurrilous stories circulating about the web. First, some non-Sanctuary sources (I won't go into names) have begun to speculate that Blight has departed this realm and been replaced by the Sanctuary's new AI. Even crazier reports state that Blight never actually existed and is some type of Corporate Transhuman Emulation whose exact nature is so fluid as not to be amenable to direct quantification or qualitative analysis.
In regard to these spurious reports, let me go on record as follows: On a daily basis, I serve William his fresh cup of green tea with its gold salt additive. (His Kicker, he calls it.) The inside of the cup... More »
LET THERE BE BLOODLast Updated on 2009-02-19 00:00:00
Doc G. here,
First an update on the founders health. He has been enjoying a diet of spinach tips and sea cucumber, and as per health protocol he is eating all of his veggies. His current BP is 120/60 which is within normal parameters, and his temperature is approx. 37 C. That is 98.6F for those that are not able to make the conversion. The Founder is, however, experiencing some secondary atrophy in his arms due to inactivity and possibly some slow blood circulation. Although this makes him appear drawn and emaciated like a sallow POW survivor, not to worry. Plans are already in progress to get the Founder back on track and ready for the fight. Were gonna do it with blood.
Now, for all practical purposes you should know that we want your blood, because blood makes the grass grow and it is just cool to have on hand. Feel free to come down to the compound and donate yourself a... More »
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