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THE FOUNDER'S CREED

NEWS: THE FOUNDER'S CREED

Despite dealing with a duel amputation of his arms and a mysterious 3rd century BC skin malady that changed him slowly to marble, Plato still remains a beacon of hope for mankind.  Not surprisingly, the famous philosopher, Alfred North Whitehead declared, "The whole of western philosophy is merely footnotes of Plato's ponderings."  As survivalists, we must first and foremost see our mission as something grander than petty, personal survival; we must declare and affirm that we are "Guardians" entrusted and empowered to guide mankind through its new dark age.

History teaches us that civilizations rise and fall, and chaos theory demonstrates that these changes can occur rapidly and without warning.  In addition, environmental research emphatically demonstrates that even if we temporarily avoid collapse that the world's pro-growth inertia is unsustainable.  If present population trends are continued for the next 50 years, we would need 3 earths to feed us.

Fortunately, we will be securing and storing civilization's greatest treasures at the Montana Sanctuary while practicing sustainable agricultural practices.  During the horror of global pandemics and social upheaval - even as the world's great cities burn like ovens, we will preserve what is best and brightest from our heritage.  When possible we will also offer aid and comfort to survivors, while judiciously following our policy of tough Platonic love.

When I sometimes ponder the gravity of our present situation - that we truly face an eve of destruction, I take great comfort from Plato and The Republic.  I am glad that at the age of 8 I declared my undeviating allegiance to his principles.  For luck, every morning when I get up at my ranch, I walk up to my lifesize marble bust of Plato, and, yes - you guessed it (I pinch his hard, marble nipples).   

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Richard Prichard wrote:

This is pure Blight comedy at its best (and, of course, totally in accord with Platonic Principle). How else can you get the masses to consume the bitter pill of their future extinction; than to mix it with Blight's sweet comedic genius? Knowing William Blight personally, I can assure you that the pinching of Plato's nipples is not some sort of homoerotic come on (although since Blight is totally PC and socially progressive, he would see nothing wrong in this practice.) In my case, both I and my wife start each day by kissing our bust of Plato chastely on the lips. If anyone lingers during the kiss, it would be my wife, Suzie.

March 2, 2009 | 12:23 pm

William Blight (Author) wrote:

The picture of Plato is copyrighted as follows: Description 0042MC.jpg Português: Herma de Platão, Museus Capitolinos, Roma. English: Herma of Plato, Musei Capitolini, Rome Source taken by Ricardo André Frantz Date 2006 (2006) Author Ricardo André Frantz (User:Tetraktys) Permission (Reusing this image) I, the copyright holder of this work, hereby publish it under the following license: Creative Commons license Creative Commons Attribution Creative Commons Share Alike This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike 3.0 License. In short: you are free to share and make derivative works of the file under the conditions that you appropriately attribute it, and that you distribute it only under a license identical to this one. Official license

March 21, 2009 | 7:37 pm

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